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HomeTopic "funeral" 97 funeral quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines La trovi in Relationships in Hollywoodmore on this quote ›› “Did you ever catch George Jessel at a funeral? All through the years he makes notes on his friends. He wants to be ready.” Eddie Cantor On George Jessel [Tag:friends, funeral] From the movie: Ordinary Peoplemore on this quote ›› - Calvin "Cal" Jarrett: I just want to talk about something I always remembered.- Beth Jarrett: Why do you want to remind me?- Calvin "Cal" Jarrett: Because I've always wondered, in some needling way, what it mattered what I wore.
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  • La trovi in Relationships in Hollywood

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    “Did you ever catch George Jessel at a funeral? It's wonderful. All through the years he makes notes on his friends. He wants to be ready.” Eddie Cantor On George Jessel

    [Tag:friends, funeral]

  • From the movie: Ordinary People

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    - Calvin "Cal" Jarrett: I just want to talk about something I always remembered.- Beth Jarrett: Why do you want to remind me?- Calvin "Cal" Jarrett: Because I've always wondered, in some needling way, what it mattered what I wore. I was crazythat day. We were going to our son's funeral and you were worried about what I wore on my feet. I'm... (continue)(continue reading)Donald Sutherland - Calvin Mary Tyler Moore - Beth

    [Tag:clothes, funeral, son]

  • From the movie: The World According to Garp

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    “They're not going to allow any men. A man killed her! They're very upset!” John Lithgow - Roberta Muldoon

    [Tag:feminism, funeral]

  • From the movie: Serendipity

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    You know the Greeks didn't writeobituaries. They only asked one question after a man died: "Did he have passion?" Jeremy Piven - Dean Kansky

    [Tag:death, funeral, passion]

  • From the movie: Guilty as Charged

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    “Dust to dust, ash to ash. Let's take him downstairs and burn his ass.” Isaac Hayes - Aloysius

    [Tag:ash, death, funeral]

  • From the movie: xXx: Return of Xander Cage

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    “This is some pretty surreal shit, being at your own funeral.” Samuel L. Jackson - Augustus Gibbons

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  • From the movie: The Punisher

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    “Like that song? I wrote that for you. I'm gonna sing it at your funeral.” Mark Collie - Harry Heck

    [Tag:funeral, singing, songs]

  • From the movie: The Queen

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    “Elton John wishes to sing at the funeral. Should be a first for Westminster Abbey.” James Cromwell - Prince Philip

    [Tag:funeral, singing]

  • From the TV Series: Atypical

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    “Did you know when a crewmember dies on an antarctic expedition, they always have a burialno matter where they are.” Keir Gilchrist - Sam Gardner

    [Tag:death, funeral]

  • From the movie: Love Happens

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    “Funerals are important rituals. They're not only recognition that a person has died; they're recognition that a person has lived.” Aaron Eckhart - Burke

    [Tag:death, funeral, life]

  • From the movie: Shock Corridor

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    “You know why so many people came to my funeral? They wanted to make sureI was dead.” Larry Tucker - Pagliacci

    [Tag:death, funeral]

  • From the movie: The Trouble with Harry

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    “- Jennifer Rogers: I've never been to a home-made funeral before.- Capt. Wiles: I have... it's my third. All in one day...” Shirley MacLaine - Jennifer Rogers Edmund Gwenn - Capt. Albert Wiles

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  • From the movie: See Alsophrases, lines – Movie Quotes .com

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    “The funeral was tolerable. No one wept or grew hysterical.” Georg Årlin - Fredrik

    [Tag:funeral, madness]

  • From the movie: Terror by Night

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    “- Sherlock Holmes: The young lady is taking her mother to Scotland for burial.- Inspector Lestrade: In a coffin?- Sherlock Holmes: That is the customary method, I believe.” Basil Rathbone - Sherlock Holmes Dennis Hoey - Inspector Lestrade

    [Tag:funeral, tradition]

  • From the movie: One Missed Call

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    “- Beth Raymond: Hey. How was it?- Leann Cole: It was a funeral. It sucked.” Shannyn Sossamon - Beth Raymond

    [Tag:disgust, funeral]

  • From the movie: Horrible Bosses

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    “- Bobby Pellitt: You're three hours late. What's the deal?- Kurt Buckman: I was at your father's funeral.- Bobby Pellitt: Uh huh. Well, maybe that excusewould have flown when my dadwas here, but I'm in charge now.” Colin Farrell - Bobby Pellit Jason Sudeikis - Kurt Buckman

    [Tag:delay, funeral, justification]

  • From the movie: The Fault In Our Stars

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    “Funerals, I've decided, are not for the dead. They are for the living.” Shailene Woodley - Hazel

    [Tag:death, funeral, living]

  • From the movie: Jackie

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    “What do you want me to do first, Hmm? Plan the funeral or pack the furniture?” Peter Sarsgaard - Bobby Kennedy

    [Tag:funeral, moving]

  • From the movie: Family Business

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    “Come on. Let's pay our respects to the grievingwidow before she falls flat on her face, drunk.” Sir Sean Connery - Jessie

    [Tag:drinking, funeral, widow]

  • From the movie: True Grit

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    “The ground's too hard. If they wanted a decent funeral, they should have got themselves killed in summer.” Jeff Bridges - Rooster Cogburn

    [Tag:death, funeral, seasons]

  • From the movie: Beau Geste

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    “- Beau (as a child): That's what I want when my turn comes. I'd give anything to have a Viking's funeral... with a dog at my feet and 'last post' blown for me. If it weren't too much trouble.- Digby (as a child): Beau, it isn't too much trouble. I'll give you one whenever you like.” Donald O'Connor - Beau (as a child) Martin Spellman - Digby (as a child)

    [Tag:death, funeral]

  • From the movie: The Long Riders

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    “- Jacob Rixley: The funeral will be in Chicago and the Governorwill be there.- Mortician: Well, I'm sureit will cheertheir souls just to hearyou say that.” James Whitmore Jr. - Mr. Jacob Rixley John Bottoms - Mortician

    [Tag:funeral, scorn]

  • From the movie: The Adventures of Ford Fairlane

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    “- Ford Fairlane: How much?- Ticket Guy: 300.- Ford Fairlane: 300? You charged the chicks one.- Ticket Guy: Hey, they blew me.- Ford Fairlane: Heh. 300 coming up.” Andrew Dice Clay - Ford Fairlane

    [Tag:funeral, price, sex]

  • From the movie: Parkland

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    “- Earl Rose: I deal with widows everyday! The remains will stay here.- Roy Kellerman: I don't think so. The remains... What did you call it, your body? The hell with you, and the hell with your law.” Rory Cochrane - Earl Rose Tom Welling - Roy Kellerman

    [Tag:body, funeral, widow]

  • From the movie: Parkland

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    “- Lem Johns: Where are we putting the coffin?- Col. James Swindal: I don't know. I never thought about it.- Lem Johns: We're not flying it below like a piece of luggage.” Rob Gallavan - Lem Johns Drew Waters - Col. James Swindal

    [Tag:body, death, funeral]

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